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octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

(Source: animalkingd0m, via thecutestofthecute)

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via bastille)

saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

image

(Source: saddestblogger, via gnarly)

v-ogued:

Do you ever have somewhere important to be but instead you just lay in bed like an over-sized baby because you’re too lazy to socialise?

(via humorking)

catazoid:

Lyalya is 99% tail and 1% cat

(via fantasticcatadventures)

pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline

(via quinn-fabray)

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

(via joanwatsonismyhero)

doingitforthevine:

trust is sending an ugly snapchat for ten seconds

(via asian)

breakfast: 3pm
dinner: 11pm
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am