May 2013
ahlistenalison:
true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
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“I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with...”
– A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one. (via mcmexican)
“If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you...”
– Roald Dahl (via xiquin)
“The SAT is a scam. It has been around for 50 years. It has never measured...”
– John Katzman, founder of The Princeton Review (via cityyandcolour)
thatfunnyblog:
i feel this on a spiritual level
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bennetwilcox:
eurovision is divided into two parts
the first part is where all the countries laugh at each other’s performances and the other part is where we all get at each other’s throats because we didn’t get points from each other
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do i even need to say something
queenttargaryen:
it’s all fun and games until everyone finds out their neighbouring country didn’t give them twelve points
fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
dorkstrider:
i’d like to thank chicken for being such an important part of my life
p0ndorica:
it really pisses me off how people who are good at maths/science/history/etc are seen as the intelligent ones and will go far in life but also seen as the “boring” ones, but writers and artistic/creative people are seen as the interesting and talented ones but also unintelligent and doomed to be unsuccessful like shit bro how the fuck do any of us win
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bloodysigils:
do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
