Tick tock, goes the clock...no place for grief or...
I’m hired to sit here and be sarcastic. Not dance around like some c*nt.– David Mitchell, “Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2009” (via fuckyeahpanelgames)
Jonathan: I spent about 3 months just looking at cats on the internet
Russell: I did a similar thing.
Swimming’s not a sport, it’s what you do to stop drowning.– Jimmy Carr - Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2011
John Farnham » You’re the voice The song...