The Queen at the open ceremony of the Olympics:
The Queen meeting Ed Sheeran:
- me watching the olympics: ohmygod that was so incredibly amazing bljasfhajsghadg
- commentator: oh wow he really messed up there, not good at all, he's probably really upset with himself.
- Me watching the Olympics at age 9: Oh that's nice
- Me watching the Olympics at age 13: Wow I hope we win
- Me watching the Olympics at age 17: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
tomorrow is august
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me?
- january 2012: this will be my year
- july 2012: well shit
Christian Bale just made a special trip to visit the victims of the Aurora shooting. Atheist Bale hasn’t been heard from at all.
Sometimes I forget that not everyone knows everything that ever happened in the Harry Potter Universe.
- me watching the olympics: how